Offering a helping hand during your most cherished moments.
Hey, it’s ok. We all do it. We all scroll our phones on the toilet. It’s a boring place! Instead of staring at the wall, we can catch up with our friends, read the news, check the scores from last night’s games, or look at some cat photos. Bowl Buddy makes all of that easier, more relaxing, and more sanitary.
The Bowl Buddy
Your trusty "Me Time" companion.
Gone are the days of sore fingers, phones sitting on dirty bathroom floors, and awkward one-handed wiping. This is a hands-free toilet scrolling experience.
It doesn't get any better than this.
Each Bowl Buddy Includes:
- A Bowl Buddy Me-Time Companion
- A custom sticker sheet to customize your Buddy and your other accessories.
- A certificate of authenticity.
- A custom printed Buddy Bag to bring your BB with you wherever you go. Or to hold some coins or something.
The perfect gift for...
Secure
Attach the Bowl Buddy to the underside of your toilet bowl. Then adjust the arm so that it sits perfectly in front of you while you sit. Remember good posture!
Sit
Sit back, relax, and enjoy some quality Me Time.
If the world tries to intrude, bring some headphones!
Scroll
Let the world fade away as you scroll scroll scroll. This is your time, use it however you want.
After all, you deserve it!
Stacked Up
We all know how great a little Me Time is, but how does the Bowl Buddy experience stack up to other things you could be doing with yourself?
FAMILY DINNER
DATE NIGHT
Peace and Quiet
Alone Time
Your Favorite Sites & Apps
A Break from Small Talk
The Latest News
Real Conversation
Love & Companionship
100% Fake Reviews
If we had remembered to ask anyone to leave us reviews, we're pretty sure they would sound something like this:
MY WIFE HATES IT.
But I love it, I am having more fun on the toilet than ever. Who cares if I spend a little longer than usual it’s my ME TIME. How do I give it six stars??
I absolutely love my Bowl Buddy! I use it morning, noon, and night. Sometimes in the middle of the night! Time flies when you’re having fun, so I must be having fun with it, don’t really remember!
Where have you been all my life!? The Bowl Buddy is a lifesaver, I have lost TWO phones from falling into the toilet after trying to balance them on my leg to wipe. This thing pays for itself in an instant!
Frequently Assed Questions
This is a product made to stick to your toilet and hold your phone. It is a joke and an honest expression of how we are feeling in this moment. A way to poke fun at our culture and ourselves, our obsessions, habits, and the absurd state of our day-to-day existence.
Technically yes, although doctors recommend limiting your toilet time to 5 minutes if possible, and spending hours on your phone sitting on the toilet is not good for your body, brain, or soul.
We can’t in good conscience recommend using our product. Bring a book or a magazine to the toilet, sit in your thoughts, or meditate instead. However, we can recommend buying a Bowl Buddy, because it’s funny and we worked really hard on the packaging, and seeing it sitting on our shelf makes us want to spend less time on our phones.
Unfortunately, this is a known issue. Your Bowl Buddy has almost certainly been possessed by a spirit of some kind. It could be a rogue AI or a demon, or it could be your social media addiction come to life in some kind of psychotic break. In any case, maybe take a 5-minute break or something?
First of all, why? But ok. If you’re interested in ordering a large number of Bowl Buddies, or if you have a cool idea for a collaboration, exhibition, or some content, drop us a note on our contact page!
This is it. The apex. Peak humanity. Welcome to the Age of Bowl Buddy.
Scroll. Scroll. Scroll.
Centuries of human ingenuity and invention - innovation and entrepreneurship - have led us to this moment. The world in our hand, a single device containing the sum of all human knowledge. An infinite well of entertainment. Access to more information than anyone can absorb in ten-thousand lifetimes. Instant contact with all our friends, families, pets, co-workers, and favorite celebrities.
All resulting in a collective habit that bonds us all: Sneaking our phones into the bathroom to scroll while we’re pooping. A little “Me time” to start the day ;)
Scroll. Scroll. Scroll. What are we doing?
It’s muscle memory, really. Constant attention by design. Every moment of possible rest and reflection filled with stimulation. Locked in a quiet room where no-one can disrupt us—a rare moment of zen in this chaotic world—we choose to lock in.
Don’t bother me, I'm scrolling!
The bathroom is sooo boring anyway. Catch up on doomscrolling, last night’s sports scores… Answer those urgent emails, giggle along with the latest memes. Welcome to Phonirvana!
...so what is Bowl Buddy, really?
We created Bowl Buddy as a joke and a confession. A finger pointed at the world around us and directly in the mirror at ourselves. “Do you use the phone on the toilet? I sure do! Wouldn’t it be crazy if there was a device to support our habit? Like a phone holder in our car… but, like, for your toilet? LOLOL That would be so dumb! Wait… Should we actually make one?”
An absurd product for an absurd time. The perfect artifact to represent our age in the museums of the future. We want to see a Bowl Buddy at the MoMA. We want it sent into space to explain Earth to more intelligent life forms.
Maybe that’s something. Maybe highlighting the foolishness breaks the spell a little bit. Satire and performance art as social commentary. Maybe saying the quiet part out loud can muster up a little bit of optimism, a little self-awareness. Some joy in the form of a gag gift given to a friend or uncle.
Let’s poke a little fun together. Let’s laugh at the ridiculousness of this modern life - it’s more fun than crying. And maybe one day we’ll live in a world that has no need for Bowl Buddy.
Scroll. Scroll. Scroll.
It doesn’t get any better than this.